SPACETREE [DIRECTOR’S CUT]
A sentient tree watches Earth across cosmic time.
Surreal sci-fi · GEN:48 · Fifth edition · 2:19 · 2025
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Created by MINISTRY OV TRVTH.
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- 0:00[Massive explosions]
- 0:17[Music]
- 0:2110,000 years ago.
- 0:24[Life begins]
- 0:28[Bloop]
- 0:35[Licks rock]
- 0:39Poo Poo Pee Pee
- 0:44[Worshippers sing beneath the roots]
- 0:50[Oomph]
- 0:571,000 years ago.
- 1:10You are a Ninny!
- 1:12[unintelligible screaming]
- 1:18[armies yelling]
- 1:20Prepare to die fool
- 1:24[Murder intensifies]
- 1:31[Blood became the only language]
- 1:41Present Day
- 1:46We come in peace
- 1:48[Laser pew]
- 1:50[Music]
- 1:53War is peace. Silly.
- 1:54[Music]
- 2:02MINISTRY OV TRVTH
- 2:06Thank you so much for watching
- 2:08I hope you enjoyed the Directors Cut of SPACETREE
- 2:11You are a very special person
- 2:15Until next time friend
